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Stigisms Webpage
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This simple JavaScript will connect to a Google Sheet (template is in the `google-docs` dir),
select a random Stigism and display it.
How to use
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1. Create a new Google Sheet and import the xlsx/csv from the `google-docs` dir
2. Find the document id. (This is usualle the long identifier in the URL when editing the Sheet.)
3. Edit the `index.html` and change the docid to yours.
4. Enjoy.

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Start;1st Fact;and that;2nd Fact;ellipsis;Intro;http://www.motortorque.com/blog/2008-06/some-say-stig-isms---the-complete-stig-introductions-17739;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he never blinks;, and that;he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he's wanted by the CIA;, and that;he sleeps upside down like a bat;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he appears on high value stamps in Sweden;, and that;he can catch fish with his tongue;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he is illegal in 17 US states;, and;he blinks horizontally;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his breath smells of magnesium;, and that;he's scared of bells;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he naturally faces magnetic north;, and that;all his legs are hydraulic;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he lives in a tree;, and that;his sweat can be used to clean precious metals;...;All we know is that he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his heart ticks like a watch;, and that;he's confused by stairs;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his voice can only be heard by cats;, and that;he has two sets of knees;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he's terrified of ducks;, and that;there's an airport in Russia named after him;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;his skin has the texture of a dolphin's;, and that;wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he has no understanding of clouds;, and that;his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his politics are terrifying;, and that;he once punched a horse to the ground;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his tears are adhesive;, and that;if he caught fire he'd burn for a thousand days;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he can swim seven lengths underwater;, and;he has webbed buttocks;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his heart is in upside down;, and that;his teeth glow in the dark;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be;, and that;once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he has a digital face;, and that;if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his genitals are on upside down;, and that;if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;his ears have a paisley lining;, and;he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburg ring;, and that;if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he invented Branston Pickle;, and that;if you insult his mother, he will headbutt you in the chest;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake;, and that;for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his first name really is 'The';, and that;if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant including the cameramen;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp;, and that;long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he once had a vicious knife-fight with Anthea Turner;, and that;he is in no way implicated in the Cash-for-Honours scandal;...;All we know is he’s called Lord Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he is a CIA experiment that went wrong;, and that;he only eats cheese;...;All we know is he’s not The Stig - he's The Stig's fat American cousin!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as Piccalilli;, and that;at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he sucks the moisture from ducks;, and that;his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spear's head;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he isn't machine washable;, and;all his potted plants are called Steve;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;his scrotum has its own small gravity field;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;because our producer rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name;;;...;All we know is he’s called Cuddles!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he's banned from the town of Chichester;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;in a recent late night deal he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he gets terrible eczema on his helmet;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;if he'd been the video ref in the World Cup Rugby Final he would've seen that if was, of course, a try you blind Australian half-wit;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;if he were getting divorced from Paul McCartney, he'd keep his stupid whining mouth shut;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he thought Star Wars was a documentary;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he recently pulled out of I'm a Celebrity because he's frightened of trees… and Australia… Koo Stark… and Ant… and Dec;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;61 years ago he accidentally introduced Her Majesty, the Queen, to a Greek racialist;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;if he'd been the manager of the England football squad last week, he wouldn't have been a feckless-ginger-cum-chewing buffoon who ruined it for all of us;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he once lost a canoe on a beach in the northeast;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he once did some time in a prison in Canterbury because his teddy is called The Baby Jesus;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;after making love, he bites the head of his partner;, and that;he's had to give up binge-drinking now that it's got to £1.18 a litre;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples;, and that;he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;his droppings have been found as far north as York;, and that;he has a full-size tattoo of his face - on his face;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he is not allowed, by law, within 100 yards of Lorraine Kelly;, and that;he's never seen an episode of Top Gear, because he's a huge fan of Midsomer Murders;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;it's impossible for him to wear socks;, and;he can open a beer bottle with his testes;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he sleeps inside out;, and that;he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;his favourite ever song is Forever Autumn by Justin Hayward;, and that;he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he invented November;, and that;if he had won the World Championship in Brazil last weekend, there might have been one photograph of him without his father, gurning in the back of shot;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;one of his legs get longer when he sees a pretty lady;, and that;I haven't done one of these for some time and I've forgotten to make up a second thing;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he doesn't like to get his helmet wet. A point that was proved last week when he was caught in the back of shot by an eagle-eyed viewer;;;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he's seen The Lion King 1780 times;, and that;his second best friend is a cape buffalo;...;All we know is, he's not The Stig, but he is The Stig's African cousin!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;on Thursdays he becomes incredibly bulbous;, and that;recently, pigs in Mexico started to die of something called Stigflu;...;All we know is, he's highly contagious!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;in the autumn, all his arms go brown and fall of;, and that;if he wrote you a letter of condolence, he would at least get your name right;...;All we know is, he's called The Stog!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he has some terrible plans involving the moon;, and that;he was turned down for a place on I'm a Celebrity because he is one;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;his new Christmas range of fragrances includes the great smell of Wednesday;, and that;he was turned down for the job of EU President, because his face is just too recognisable;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;the drinks cabinet in his car contains fourteen different types of custard;, and that;while he has been known to leave his house in a bit of a hurry, he's never once hit a fire hydrant;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his discharge is luminuous;, and that;even as we speak, he is appearing on the main stage at Glastonbury performing his most famous hit, Superstition;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;there are 17 different reasons why he's banned from the Northhampton branch of Little Chef;, and that;his favourite airline pilot is Mark Webber;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;the Scottish released him a little bit too soon;, and that;he spent all week pushing an effigy of Rubens Barrichello through his desk fan;...;All we know is, he's probably called Ben Collins, and he's probably unemployed!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he's recently been releasing pop records under the pseudonym of Lady Gaga;, and that;under his race suit he also wears a red G-string and suspenders;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he doesn't understand the word 'envelope';, and that;he is the only woman in Britain not to have slept with Alan Johnson's policemen;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he once tore a goat in half;, and that;he is now regretting buying his new holiday home in downtown Cairo;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;his nipples are explosive;, and that;he's recently had a Mexican… I mean Brazilian! Why did I say that? I'm sorry Mr. Ambassador! Anyway;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;in his wallet he keeps a photograph of his wallet;, and that;in a recent race even he was beaten by the King's speech;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his favourite disease that he had when he was a child was Gout;, and that;he was very surprised this week when he was able to pick up some remarkably cheap tickets to the Bahrain Grand Prix;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he doesn't know what dogs are for;, and that;he recently took out a super-injunction to prevent us from revealing that he ....... ................ ... ......... ..... ....... ...... with an enormous goat;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he can't eat mashed potato for religious reasons;, and that;he recently received 47,000 tickets, Olympic tickets, all of them for the final of the Women's Wrestling;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he refuses to acknowledge the existance of Nottingham shire;, and that;recently received a very strong email from his fiancee's mother, saying it's bad manners to sit at the dinner table in a helmet;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he once hacked into his own helmet;, and that;he thinks Harper Seven is a convicted terrorist cell;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;his favourite T-shirt has a picture on the front of a T-shirt;, and that;he spent all week waiting for a big cheque from the Germans, because he too has spent the last 2000 years sitting on his backside doing absolutely nothing at all;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he has 50,000 photographs of his own camera;, and that;60 years ago this week, he too became a Queen;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he is the only man in history to buy a DFS sofa when there wasn't a sale on;, and that;his favourite boxing venue is Munich airport;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;in his phone he has a picture of his phone;, and that;he calls him self to hear him self;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he drinks alone;, and that;when he drinks alone, he prefers to be by himself;...;All we know is he’s called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he used to be a stormtrooper, but he was kicked out when he tried to eat Darth Vader.;;;...;All we know is that he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he's made of rubber porcelain;, and that;his shadow is that of a beluga whale.;...;All we know is that he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;"he's ""A"" in Pretty Little Liars";;;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he's actually dead, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him;;;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he can play guitar with the clutch;, and;his carbon fibre beard is chizelled in the most streamlined way;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he knighted the Queen;, and that;he saved the Queen from God;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he has a striped top like James May's;;;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he can hypnotise sheep;, and that;if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean - underwater;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he once co-presented a Brazilian show about blimp disasters;, and that;once, he actually punched God;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he once killed a giraffe with just his feet;, and that;he has a black belt in paper maché;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he is 5 foot tall with lead in his feet, others say 6 feet tall with air in his head... but he doesn't care what you say.;;;;You'll only know him as... The Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say;he's contracted every STD known to man;, and that;he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Some say that;he is one of the protons in the Large Hadron Collider;, and that;he creates miniature black holes every time he sneezes;...;All we know is he's called the Stig!;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
1 Start 1st Fact and that 2nd Fact ellipsis Intro http://www.motortorque.com/blog/2008-06/some-say-stig-isms---the-complete-stig-introductions-17739
2 Some say he never blinks , and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
3 Some say he's wanted by the CIA , and that he sleeps upside down like a bat ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
4 Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden , and that he can catch fish with his tongue ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
5 Some say he is illegal in 17 US states , and he blinks horizontally ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
6 Some say that his breath smells of magnesium , and that he's scared of bells ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
7 Some say he naturally faces magnetic north , and that all his legs are hydraulic ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
8 Some say that he lives in a tree , and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals ... All we know is that he’s called the Stig!
9 Some say that his heart ticks like a watch , and that he's confused by stairs ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
10 Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats , and that he has two sets of knees ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
11 Some say that he's terrified of ducks , and that there's an airport in Russia named after him ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
12 Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's , and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
13 Some say that he has no understanding of clouds , and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
14 Some say that his politics are terrifying , and that he once punched a horse to the ground ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
15 Some say that his tears are adhesive , and that if he caught fire he'd burn for a thousand days ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
16 Some say he can swim seven lengths underwater , and he has webbed buttocks ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
17 Some say that his heart is in upside down , and that his teeth glow in the dark ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
18 Some say that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be , and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
19 Some say he has a digital face , and that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
20 Some say that his genitals are on upside down , and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
21 Some say his ears have a paisley lining , and he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
22 Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburg ring , and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
23 Some say he invented Branston Pickle , and that if you insult his mother, he will headbutt you in the chest ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
24 Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake , and that for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
25 Some say that his first name really is 'The' , and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant including the cameramen ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
26 Some say that he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp , and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
27 Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fight with Anthea Turner , and that he is in no way implicated in the Cash-for-Honours scandal ... All we know is he’s called Lord Stig!
28 Some say that he is a CIA experiment that went wrong , and that he only eats cheese ... All we know is he’s not The Stig - he's The Stig's fat American cousin!
29 Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as Piccalilli , and that at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
30 Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks , and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spear's head ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
31 Some say he isn't machine washable , and all his potted plants are called Steve ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
32 Some say his scrotum has its own small gravity field ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
33 Some say because our producer rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name ... All we know is he’s called Cuddles!
34 Some say he's banned from the town of Chichester ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
35 Some say in a recent late night deal he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
36 Some say he gets terrible eczema on his helmet ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
37 Some say if he'd been the video ref in the World Cup Rugby Final he would've seen that if was, of course, a try you blind Australian half-wit ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
38 Some say to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
39 Some say if he were getting divorced from Paul McCartney, he'd keep his stupid whining mouth shut ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
40 Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentary ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
41 Some say he recently pulled out of I'm a Celebrity because he's frightened of trees… and Australia… Koo Stark… and Ant… and Dec ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
42 Some say he knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
43 Some say 61 years ago he accidentally introduced Her Majesty, the Queen, to a Greek racialist ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
44 Some say when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
45 Some say if he'd been the manager of the England football squad last week, he wouldn't have been a feckless-ginger-cum-chewing buffoon who ruined it for all of us ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
46 Some say he once lost a canoe on a beach in the northeast ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
47 Some say he once did some time in a prison in Canterbury because his teddy is called The Baby Jesus ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
48 Some say that after making love, he bites the head of his partner , and that he's had to give up binge-drinking now that it's got to £1.18 a litre ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
49 Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples , and that he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
50 Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York , and that he has a full-size tattoo of his face - on his face ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
51 Some say that he is not allowed, by law, within 100 yards of Lorraine Kelly , and that he's never seen an episode of Top Gear, because he's a huge fan of Midsomer Murders ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
52 Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks , and he can open a beer bottle with his testes ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
53 Some say that he sleeps inside out , and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
54 Some say his favourite ever song is Forever Autumn by Justin Hayward , and that he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
55 Some say that he invented November , and that if he had won the World Championship in Brazil last weekend, there might have been one photograph of him without his father, gurning in the back of shot ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
56 Some say one of his legs get longer when he sees a pretty lady , and that I haven't done one of these for some time and I've forgotten to make up a second thing ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
57 Some say that he doesn't like to get his helmet wet. A point that was proved last week when he was caught in the back of shot by an eagle-eyed viewer ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
58 Some say he's seen The Lion King 1780 times , and that his second best friend is a cape buffalo ... All we know is, he's not The Stig, but he is The Stig's African cousin!
59 Some say that on Thursdays he becomes incredibly bulbous , and that recently, pigs in Mexico started to die of something called Stigflu ... All we know is, he's highly contagious!
60 Some say that in the autumn, all his arms go brown and fall of , and that if he wrote you a letter of condolence, he would at least get your name right ... All we know is, he's called The Stog!
61 Some say that he has some terrible plans involving the moon , and that he was turned down for a place on I'm a Celebrity because he is one ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
62 Some say his new Christmas range of fragrances includes the great smell of Wednesday , and that he was turned down for the job of EU President, because his face is just too recognisable ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
63 Some say that the drinks cabinet in his car contains fourteen different types of custard , and that while he has been known to leave his house in a bit of a hurry, he's never once hit a fire hydrant ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
64 Some say that his discharge is luminuous , and that even as we speak, he is appearing on the main stage at Glastonbury performing his most famous hit, Superstition ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
65 Some say there are 17 different reasons why he's banned from the Northhampton branch of Little Chef , and that his favourite airline pilot is Mark Webber ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
66 Some say the Scottish released him a little bit too soon , and that he spent all week pushing an effigy of Rubens Barrichello through his desk fan ... All we know is, he's probably called Ben Collins, and he's probably unemployed!
67 Some say that he's recently been releasing pop records under the pseudonym of Lady Gaga , and that under his race suit he also wears a red G-string and suspenders ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
68 Some say that he doesn't understand the word 'envelope' , and that he is the only woman in Britain not to have slept with Alan Johnson's policemen ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
69 Some say he once tore a goat in half , and that he is now regretting buying his new holiday home in downtown Cairo ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
70 Some say his nipples are explosive , and that he's recently had a Mexican… I mean Brazilian! Why did I say that? I'm sorry Mr. Ambassador! Anyway ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
71 Some say that in his wallet he keeps a photograph of his wallet , and that in a recent race even he was beaten by the King's speech ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
72 Some say that his favourite disease that he had when he was a child was Gout , and that he was very surprised this week when he was able to pick up some remarkably cheap tickets to the Bahrain Grand Prix ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
73 Some say he doesn't know what dogs are for , and that he recently took out a super-injunction to prevent us from revealing that he ....... ................ ... ......... ..... ....... ...... with an enormous goat ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
74 Some say that he can't eat mashed potato for religious reasons , and that he recently received 47,000 tickets, Olympic tickets, all of them for the final of the Women's Wrestling ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
75 Some say that he refuses to acknowledge the existance of Nottingham shire , and that recently received a very strong email from his fiancee's mother, saying it's bad manners to sit at the dinner table in a helmet ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
76 Some say that he once hacked into his own helmet , and that he thinks Harper Seven is a convicted terrorist cell ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
77 Some say that his favourite T-shirt has a picture on the front of a T-shirt , and that he spent all week waiting for a big cheque from the Germans, because he too has spent the last 2000 years sitting on his backside doing absolutely nothing at all ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
78 Some say he has 50,000 photographs of his own camera , and that 60 years ago this week, he too became a Queen ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
79 Some say that he is the only man in history to buy a DFS sofa when there wasn't a sale on , and that his favourite boxing venue is Munich airport ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
80 Some say that in his phone he has a picture of his phone , and that he calls him self to hear him self ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
81 Some say that he drinks alone , and that when he drinks alone, he prefers to be by himself ... All we know is he’s called the Stig!
82 Some say that he used to be a stormtrooper, but he was kicked out when he tried to eat Darth Vader. ... All we know is that he's called the Stig!
83 Some say that he's made of rubber porcelain , and that his shadow is that of a beluga whale. ... All we know is that he's called the Stig!
84 Some say he's "A" in Pretty Little Liars ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
85 Some say he's actually dead, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
86 Some say he can play guitar with the clutch , and his carbon fibre beard is chizelled in the most streamlined way ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
87 Some say he knighted the Queen , and that he saved the Queen from God ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
88 Some say he has a striped top like James May's ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
89 Some say that he can hypnotise sheep , and that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean - underwater ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
90 Some say that he once co-presented a Brazilian show about blimp disasters , and that once, he actually punched God ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
91 Some say that he once killed a giraffe with just his feet , and that he has a black belt in paper maché ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
92 Some say he is 5 foot tall with lead in his feet, others say 6 feet tall with air in his head... but he doesn't care what you say. You'll only know him as... The Stig!
93 Some say he's contracted every STD known to man , and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets ... All we know is he's called the Stig!
94 Some say that he is one of the protons in the Large Hadron Collider , and that he creates miniature black holes every time he sneezes ... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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